When we consider the evidence, it seems at least possible that the only lightsaber Darth Vader can get up is the artificial one he wears outside of his black leather pants.
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The only lightsaber he has might be that red one he wears on his belt.
This question, of course, presumes that Anakin Skywalker had a humanoid shaft in the first place, which is no given. Entertainment Fictional Dicks Share Subscribe. Yes, the force is strong with this one, and Lord Vader's lightsaber will have all the Jedi supplicants begging for more.